I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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