There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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