come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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