dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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