i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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