We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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