and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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