one word: firstdatebathroomanal
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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