people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Someone shit on the floor
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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