New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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