So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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