lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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