apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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