i barfeds in our rink
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
it glows. i had to have it.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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