Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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