I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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