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  • Submitted by absoKYLElutely on Jan 22, 13 at 5:18pm

    that's actually one of the most clever texts I've read on this app

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    Submitted by crockpot on Jan 22, 13 at 4:17pm

    Wrong... but so worth it

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    Submitted by 478 on Jan 22, 13 at 11:26pm

    I'm saying this about myself from now on whenever I start crying for no reason bc I'm on my period.

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    Submitted by demond9586 on Jan 23, 13 at 7:42am

    I believe @cfrey didn't understand the text, at all

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    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Jan 22, 13 at 6:00pm

    I wouldn't be mad anymore after that text

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    Submitted by nogoodnamesleft on Jan 22, 13 at 5:35pm

    Epic win!

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Jan 23, 13 at 3:57am

    Totally beats the hell out of "she hears her bio clock ticking."

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 22, 13 at 7:53pm

    Most guys only crime is being honest while dochebags think the same and lie just to get laid. I'm using "ovary-acting" this evening on one that totally deserves it.

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    Submitted by btran587 on Jan 28, 13 at 11:31pm

    you deserve ur penis-ment

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    Submitted by btran587 on Jan 28, 13 at 11:29pm

    You deserve your penis-ment

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    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Jun 29, 13 at 2:29am

    Ha! That's fucking great!