I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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