I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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