Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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