Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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