What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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