i barfeds in our rink
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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