Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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