I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I puked a lego.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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