K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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