I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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