you traded sex for a burrito?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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