it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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