Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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