uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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