help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
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Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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