thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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The convent might be a nice break from real life
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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