This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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