You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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