I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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