I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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