Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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