We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize