I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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