You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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