put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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