So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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