I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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