i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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