I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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