yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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