Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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