Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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