I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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