is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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